Alarm clock set to seven o’clock. It’s 6th grade year in middle school. Beep, beep, beep…enough!! Take your shower, insulin, go downstairs and mix up your Dominique Wilkins blend of cereal. Chocolate milk + Wheaties. Breakfast of champions.
This year you have a mission. It’s to see MC Hammer in concert. Get on the high honors list, and you’re golden. Naysayers be damned, you can do it. But, you do realize that you may stick out at the show… (this is before U Can’t Touch This hit radio/mainstream).
3.8 Average, scored 3rd row seats! We did it! (You w/ some help from some awesome teachers)
After your letter to the editor (about Hammer) in Right On magazine was published, and your class report on hip hop and Hammer received A++ at a very rural school. What’s next?
Would you actually discover other great music at the Hammer concert?
Yes. Yes you would.